Comments on: Zarkorr! The Invader (1996) https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/ Sat, 07 May 2016 02:56:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.3 By: K W https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-140589 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 05:38:59 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-140589 that fairy has nice juggs

]]> By: bamdad khan https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-114202 Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:31:12 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-114202 @ko6i: lol, it’s actually pronounced ‘madyar’. i’m half hungarian and speak the language, so i should know. and what you said about spicy food, alcohol and being overweight: totally spot-on. they (or i should probably say we) do tend to look like that little monster..

anyway, cheers and love from hungary. as the old saying goes: polak-wenger dwa bratanki. 🙂

]]> By: ko6i https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-114105 Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:12:48 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-114105 As far as I know, “magyar”, which is actually pronounced something like “majar”, means “hungarian” in Hungarian. Maybe the monster is supposed to be Hungarian? Quite a weird choice, since there aren’t a lot of stereotypes about this nation that I know of. I’m from Poland, which is very close to Hungary both geographically and diplomatically, and have been to Hungary three times, and all I can say about those people is that they like spicy food and alcohol, tend to be overweight, speak an unusual for these parts (non-slavic) language and are usually friendly towards my people. Not exactly “comedic relief” material in my opinion.

]]> By: Ben_from_G-town https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-114002 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:14:12 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-114002 Haha… wow. I can’t believe that Zarkorr movie. The ending looked anti-climactic, to say the least. Killed by a mailman with a MacGuffin item?!

The other movie looked bad too, but more fun in its silliness. Gotta’ say I was disappointed by the Zarkorr mall tramp, though. I was hoping she’d be cuter. That Planet Patrol looked like Power Rangers meets Starfleet! Oh man…

]]> By: Aaron1375 https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113940 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 03:36:46 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113940 C’mon James, we all know Godzilla could take on both these monsters and whip their ass. Let’s face it, Godzilla was never killed by a fucking mailman!

]]> By: misterprickly https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113921 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:48:33 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113921 Glad to have you back James!

I’d like to see these 2 beasts take on Godzilla and Gamera; With King Kong waiting to fight the winner.

]]> By: TheBeatleLover999 https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113869 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 01:16:16 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113869 i didnt know rodan was obscure…

]]> By: Pompkinini https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113861 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 18:49:10 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113861 Zarkorr looks like one of those Death Claws from Fallout. I hate those things.

]]> By: Firewall_Philip_Hanan https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113834 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:36:15 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113834 Sometimes I think that some of these movies would have been better with Power Ranger villains, the monstesr are so bad.

]]> By: DrJive https://cinemassacre.com/2012/06/21/zarkorr-the-invader-1996/#comment-113824 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:49:15 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17602#comment-113824 So glad James is back!

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