Comments on: Monster TV Commercials https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/ Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:59:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.3 By: Hajeil Sounak https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-66888 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:59:15 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-66888 I hate to burst your bubble, guys, but the Elvira promo is from way back in 1993. She is now 60 years old. Here is a link to her Wikipedia entry that has a current photo of her not in makeup but just as ordinary Cassandra Peterson herself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Peterson

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By: Hangin10 https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-63699 Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:36:44 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-63699 If you want a scary commercial, check out the old Orkin man one where he’s a cyborg. It gave me nightmares of that thing being Borg constantly.

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By: Michael Lindberg https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-63573 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:42:30 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-63573 I remember staying up all night watching the Friday the 13th Marathon when it aired in ’98 on TNT. I had a sleep over and we watched all of them. It was my first time seeing any Jason film. I also remember Joe Bob Riggs! MonsterVision was the coolest!!

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By: Firewall_Philip_Hanan https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62938 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:35:01 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62938 I remember seeing the Elvira movie years ago, but don’t ever remember hre origin. In fact, what is she? Dracula’s lover, a succubus, a phantom, a spirit, a zombie, a ghost, a goul, an immortal, a witch… I mean what exactly is she?

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By: christburner https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62858 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 06:07:20 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62858 here’s the drill… run all these commercials.. but mute them… play misfits in the background… profit …. may i suggest skulls, hybrid moments, and bullet.. ENJOY!!

P.S love this shit James

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By: K-dub https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62857 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 06:05:41 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62857 You’d think even the people doing a freaking COMMERCIAL using horror lore would get Frankenstein’s name right. But like you said James, if you can’t beat’em, join’em, and now unfortunately, watch’em. (good thing we’re not “eating” them too lol)

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By: Andrew Attwell https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62814 Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:06:47 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62814 The first vid has clips from Salem’s Lot…Stephen King Rocks!

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By: Tasos Saroglou https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62746 Tue, 11 Oct 2011 10:38:07 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62746 At least on usa you guys have some realy intresting channels to wach like scifi tv.On greece they would never made a channel like that one because they want people to wach all the other crap that they wants us to see.If they make a channel like those that those trailers showed all the people are going to change the channels for ever and our shity media would loose allot of audience.Wow elvira’s boobs again he he i love that girl.And now if you’ll excuse me im going to wash out my sorrows with some haloween cooler beer.

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By: Ben_from_G-town https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62701 Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:51:40 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62701 I really miss TNT’s MonsterVision with Joe Bob.. really, Monster Madness is the only modern comparison to it. I think I actually saw Friday the 13th part 2 and 3 on that marathon back then. Hell, I miss how awesome Sci-fi and other channels used to be, too.

Can’t say I’ve ever seen that Elvira commercial before though. That’s funny and neat though, to be sure.

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By: no_aloha https://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/08/monster-tv-commercials/#comment-62657 Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:52:45 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=12722#comment-62657 I miss 90s SciFi. It’s like, why did they have to change it to “SyFy”?! That’s so fucking ridiculous. They’ve ruined cable.

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